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Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:32 PM, with 167 notes
Anonymous asked: why don't you have a kik?

tiemydurag:

kik is for android niggas who wanna see what iMessage is like

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:31 PM, with 68,606 notes

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:30 PM, with 8,147 notes
darvinasafo:

#Ferguson #Mike Brown
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darvinasafo:

#Ferguson #Mike Brown

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:30 PM, with 30,829 notes

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:29 PM, with 36,571 notes

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postracialcomments:

The bodies of two Tampa teenagers were discovered Thursday morning on a roadside in Duval County.
Angelia Mangum, 19, and Tjhisha Ball, 18, were found about 1 a.m., according to law enforcement. A witness told Jacksonville news station WJAX the teenagers were bound with zip ties and lying on top of one another.
"Two witnesses were driving by and they saw bodies and they called 911," Sgt. T.K. Waters told news station WJXT.
Officers were dispatched to Sisson Drive, near the intersection of Main Street North and Clark Road.
Investigators suspect foul play and are trying to determine the causes of death.
"They were in an area where they would have been noticed, so I think it was fairly recently since they’d been left there,” Waters also told WJXT.
A medical examiner has taken the bodies to determine the cause of death.
"I just don’t understand what happened," Ball’s sister, Crystal Moore, said.
According to Moore, both women had been living in the Jacksonville area off and on for approximately a year and a half.
"I feel like sometimes that I failed," Ball’s mother, Jerlean Moore, said. "What could I have done? What could I have taught her better? It hurts…it really hurts."
It’s a pain that’s only worsened by the fact that no one has been caught.

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jesus..

let’s care just as much about black girls being murdered as we do about black boys. signal boost.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:29 PM, with 1,119,332 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:28 PM, with 1,346 notes

babeobaggins:

Bunny girl has a great hair day ! 🐰

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:28 PM, with 44,044 notes
College students can now get microsoft office for free

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

Posted on 22nd Sep at 9:41 PM, with 15,351 notes
saladinahmed:

Handling harassment, 1940. (from PLANET COMICS)

saladinahmed:

Handling harassment, 1940. (from PLANET COMICS)

Posted on 22nd Sep at 9:40 PM, with 353,127 notes

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

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